Anti-Valentine's Day Card: Love Sucks, But This Card Doesn't.
Alright listen up buttercup You're staring at the future a slice of pure awesome that's gonna make your life sparkle like a disco ball at a unicorn convention This ain't just some thing this is THE thing the one you've been dreaming of the one your heart whispers about at night It's bold it's beautiful it's ready to party and most importantly it's here waiting for you to scoop it up So what are you waiting for Get it before someone else does and steals your thunder You'll thank me later I promise You'll be legendary Trust me on this one This is pure magic
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